Dialog Cewek dan Cowok

Cewek : "Mas kerja dimana?" C0w0k : "Saya cuma usaha beberapa hotel bintang 4 dan 5 di Jakarta dan Bali..." Cewek : "(W0W...Konglomerat pasti!)... Mas tinggal dimana?" C0w0k : "Pondok Indah Bukit G0LF..." Cewek : "(W0W kereenn...Rumah 0rang-0rang "The Haves") Pasti gede rumahnya yah...?" C0w0k : "Ngga ah...Biasa aja koq...cuma 3000 m2..." Cewek : "(Busett!) Pasti mobilnya banyak yah...?" C0w0k : "Sedikit koq...Cuma ada Ferrari. Jaguar. Mercedes. BMW. Mazda..." Cewek : "(Wah c0w0k idaman gue nihh!!) Mas uda punya istri...?" C0w0k : "Hmm...Sampai saat ini belum tuh...hehe..." Cewek : "(Enak juga nih kalu gue bisa jadi bininya...) Mas mer0k0k??" C0w0k : "Tidak...r0k0k itu tidak bagus untuk kesehatan tubuh..." Cewek : "(Wah sehat nihh!) Mas suka minum-minuman keras?" C0w0k : "Tidak d0nk..." Cewek : "(Gilee...Cool abissss!!) Mas suka maen judi??" C0w0k : "Nggak...ngapain juga judi? ngabisin duit aja" Cewek : "(0oohhhh...So sweett...) Mas suka dugem gitu ga??" C0w0k : "Tidak tidak..." Cewek : "(Iihh...sh0leh banget nih c0w0kk!) Mas udah naik haji?" C0w0k : "Yah...baru 3x dan umr0h paling 6x..." Cewek : "(Subhanallah...cal0n surgawi...) H0binya apa sih mas?" C0w0k : "BOH0NGIN 0rang......"

Curhatan Hewan

Ayam : Gwe benci banget sama manusia. Sapi : Lah, mang lo napa..yam?? Ayam : masa gww baru makan beras dikit aja, langsung diusir, sampe di lempar-lempar batu segala. Padahal mereka ampir tiap ari makan telur dan daging gwe. Sebel!!! benci bngt gwe sama yang namanya manusia. Sapi : Emang lo doang yang benci???? Gwe lebih benci mereka dari siapapun! Ayam : Emang lo kenapa.. pi? Sapi : Coba elo bayangin, ampir tiap ari susu gue di elus-elus, dipencet-pencet, diremas-remas, tapi manusia durjana itu ga pernah nikahin gwe, boro-boro ngelamar... Sakiiiittt banget batin gwe , emangnya gw jab1ay.!!!!! Original Source : Cerita Lucu Banget - Cerita Humor Terbaru Terbaik http://www.poztmo.com/2011/08/cerita-lucu-banget-terbaru.html#ixzz1imwH17CU Under Creative Commons License: Attribution

REFERENSI LAPORAN GENETIKA

Yang mau salah satu materi genetika buat laporan: Recessive genes are difficult to follow because they may remain hidden by their dominant alleles generation after generation. Carriers in the population usually cannot be identified until an affected child is born. Traits dependent on recessive genes sometimes appear unexpectedly in families having no visible history of such traits. Recessives are expressed more frequently in families in which the father and mother are closely related than parents in the general population. The likelihood of similar genes being present is enhanced when the parents havve descended from a common ancestor. (Gardner, 1991) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gardner, Eldon et.al. 1991. Principles of Genetics, Eighth Edition. New York: John Wiley & Sons, Inc. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A person with two alleles for attached earlobes will have earlobes that do not hang free. A person with one allele for attached earlobes and one allele for free earlobes will have a phenotype that exhibits free earlobes. An individual with two alleles for free earlobes will also have free earlobes. Notice that there are three genotypes, but only two phenotypes. The individuals with the free-earlobe phenotype can have different genotypes. (Enger-Ross, 2002) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Enger-Ross, 2002. Concept in Biology, Tenth Edition. New York: The Mc Graw-Hill Companies.